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THE 2010 HAWAII VACATION


President Obama, born (yes, BORN!) and raised in Hawaii, looks forward to his annual vacation there with his family and close friends. Given the current economic crisis, President Obama understands that a Hawaii vacation is out of reach for many Americans. And he feels sad about that. Which is why in a spirit of openness and transparency, President Obama is sharing his Hawaii vacation experience with the American People.

Vacation Planning

President Obama loves to celebrate Christmas in Hawaii and plans to do so again in 2010. With the Christmas and New Year's holiday falling on a Saturday this year, the President is planning to leave D.C. on Thursday December 23rd and return on Monday January 3rd.
Obama headed to Hawaii on Air Force One

The Flight to Hawaii

The President's Hawaii vacation officially begins the moment he steps onboard Air Force One. He immediately heads back to his personal office, sheds his "President's clothes" and gets into the aloha spirit.

Last trip he enjoyed several old episodes of Hawaii 5-O while sipping a mai tai and munching on a spam musubi.

 

Tropical Luxury

Obama Hawaii rental house President Obama has chosen the Paradise Point Plantation Estate on Kailua Beach as his "Winter White House". This magnificent 7,000 square foot estate has a center courtyard featuring a lagoon-style pool with tropical waterfalls and a lavish island spa. The ocean lanai offers a stunning view of the morning sunrise over the ocean.
Obama Hawaii living room
Obama Hawaii media room

The expansive living and dining rooms are adorned with etched windows, stained glass, and meticulous crown molding.

The state-of-the-art media room features built-in surround sound and a 60 inch LCD TV.

Obama Hawaii bedroom
lagoon pool at night
The lavish master suite comes with an oversized jacuzzi, perfect for soaking those aging muscles following a challenging round of golf.

 

 

 

Paradise Point Plantation Estate in Kailua

 

Our lucky President Obama enjoying a nice sunny day in Hawaii

 

Presidential Hawaii Vacation Activities

During past Hawaii trips, President Obama:
  • Played golf at Olomana Golf Links, Luana Hills Country Club, Kaneohe Klipper, and Mid-Pacific Country Club
  • Visited the Valley of the Temples Memorial Park
  • Visited Aloha Tropical Farms - macadamia nut farm outlet store
  • Had a picnic at Magic Island - Ala Moana Beach Park
  • Visited Punchbowl Cemetery
  • Enjoyed the view at the Pali Lookout
  • Toured the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor
  • Went snorkeling at Hanauma Bay
  • Body-surfed at Sandy Beach
  • Watched a dolphin show at Sea Life Park
  • Visited the Honolulu Zoo
  • Worked out at the Semper Fit Center at Marine Corps Base Hawaii
  • Went swimming at Pyramid Rock Beach
  • Played tennis at Kailua Racquet Club
  • Played some basketball at Punahou and at the Semper Fit Center
  • Had a barbeque on the North Shore with old friends
  • Enjoyed the local dining - spam musubi, shave ice

In 2010, President Obama would like to try his hand at poi pounding, fire eating, tiki carving, and hula. However, the most important activity on his 2010 Christmas trip to Hawaii will be relaxing with family and friends. Aloha.

 

The President's Personal Photo Album from August 2008


  • Obama wearing lei and grass skirt

    When in Hawaii, I like to dress like the locals

  • Rental beach house in Kailua where Obama stayed in August

    We rented this house on Kailua beach in August 2008

  • Obama Kailua rental house pool

    Here's our pool

  • Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha walk on Kailua Beach

    We had fun walking up and down Kailua Beach

  • Obama eating shave ice with daughters Malia and Sasha

    There was a great shave ice place just down the street from us

  •  Obama beach picnic

    Grabbed some burgers from Kua Aina and had a picnic at Ala Moana Beach park

  • Obama at Arizona Memorial Pearl Harbor

    Being a history buff, I like to share my knowledge - USS Arizona Memorial

  • Obama playing golf in Hawaii at Olomana

    I played some great rounds of golf in Hawaii

  • Obama body surfing at Sandy Beach

    Check out that form

  • Obama shirtless at the beach

    Like I said, check out that form!

  • Obama at Sandy Beach

    If only people would stop bugging me!

 

 



 






 

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