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President Obama's 2013 Hawaii Vacation:  December 20 - January 4



Gather Around

President Obama is committed to making this the most open and participatory administration in history. In 2013, he decided to share his Hawaii Christmas vacation activities with the American people.

The 2013 White House holiday theme was "Gather Around".  The President invited Americans to crank up their heaters, play some Hawaiian music, and enjoy online "The 2013 Obama Hawaii Vacation".



To keep the aloha spirit alive throughout the year, President Obama had his favorite Hawaii bumper stickers put on Air Force One



Photo Gallery:  The President's 2013 Hawaii Vacation

  • President Obama on Air Force One heading to Hawaii - drinking a mai tai

    The President's vacation began the moment he stepped onboard Air Force One. He enjoyed
    his favorite Hawaiian treats: Taro chips, chocolate macadamia nuts, and a Mai Tai

  • President Obama arrives in Hawaii

    Air Force One arrived in Hawaii at 11:30pm

  • President Obama on Kailua Beach

    On his first morning in Hawaii, President Obama enjoyed a relaxing sunrise walk on Kailua Beach

  • President Obama going to Oregon Akron basketball game at UH Stan Sheriff center

    In an effort to avoid the H1 freeway holiday traffic, President Obama's helicopter makes an unusual
    landing on top of the Stan Sheriff Center to watch the Oregon/Akron basketball game

  • Frostpaw the Polar Bear, disguised as a Secret Service Agent, makes his first
    Hawaii appearance in a quest to spread his anti-Keystone pipeline message

  • President Obama works out at Marine Corps base gym in Hawaii

    President Obama celebrates his first vacation workout at the Semper Fit
    Center with the traditional "Marine Corps Mai Tai"

  • President Obama plays golf at Kaneohoe Klipper

    Struggling all day with his driver, the President finds a better way at the Kaneohe Klipper course

  • Santa Claus in Kailua with Obama limo

    President Obama came up with his own Plan B to save Christmas in Kailua after Santa's sleigh was
    grounded due to the no-fly zone over the island

  • President Obama shoots Bo with a water gun in Hawaii

    President Obama sneaks up on a dry and unsuspecting Bo

  • President Obama at his desk in Hawaii

    President Obama signs the bipartisan budget bill in his oceanfront replica Oval

  • President Obama goes hiking at Manoa Falls

    The President enjoys a memorable 54-minute hike to the majestic Manoa Falls

  • President Obama plays golf at Ko'olau Golf Club

    President Obama needed a little help looking for lost golf balls at the magnificent and
    challenging Ko'olau golf course

  • President Obama boogie boarding at Bellows Beach in Hawaii

    President Obama enjoying the quiet beauty of Bellows Beach

  • President Obama drinking beer at Nobu Waikiki in Hawaii

    President Obama drinking beer at Nobu Waikiki

  • President Obama long motorcade in Hawaii

    The President's 36-vehicle motorcade up to the North Shore could be seen from space!

  • President Obama surfing

    President Obama takes on the big waves up on the North Shore

  • President Obama paragliding

    Not wanting to be outdone by Russian President Vladimir Putin's action-filled vacations,
    the President takes to the skies over Oahu

  • President Obama with Bo and Sunny in Hawaii

    President Obama has begun to settle into a comfortable daily routine

  • Obama at Alan Wong's Restaurant in Honolulu

    The President prepares for his annual feast at Alan Wong's Restaurant

  • President Obama eating shave ice in Kailua Hawaii

    With the First Lady nowhere in sight, President Obama orders the
    jumbo shave ice

  • President Obama on a rainy Klipper course

    After two weeks of warm sunny days, the weather takes a turn for the worse

  • Obama at the Kailua rental house with Bo

    President Obama enjoys a quiet final day of vacation

  • To keep the aloha spirit alive throughout the year, President Obama had his
    favorite Hawaii bumper stickers put on Air Force One



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The President's Kailua Rental Home

Due to an unfortunate "chewing incident" last year involving First Dog Bo and the addition of a second family dog Sunny, the search for a suitable vacation rental home has become quite challenging. To combat this problem, President Obama issued an Executive Order in November declaring that any pet-related damage would be covered by the "full faith and credit guaranty" of the United States Government.

Luckily, the President was able to secure the same house as last year in his favorite Kailua beach neighborhood. An exact replica of the official White House fence was once again flown out in advance to provide both security and privacy for President Obama and his family.

Obama rental house on Kailua Beach 2013



The President's Plans for his 2013 Hawaii Vacation

Like most Americans, President Obama is a creature of habit. After an incredibly tumultuous year, the President plans to relax this trip and visit some of his favorite places. See if you can find them on the map below by clicking on the blue markers! Obama doing Hawaiian shaka with fingers

   - Daily morning workout at the Semper Fit Center at MCBH
   - Golf at the Kaneohe Klipper golf course
   - Golf at the Mid-Pacific Country Club
   - Golf at the Ko'olau Golf Club
   - Dinner at Alan Wong's Restaurant
   - Dinner at Nobu Waikiki
   - Dinner at Morimoto Waikiki
   - Visit Punchbowl Cemetery
   - Snorkeling at Hanauma Bay on Tuesday when it's closed
   - Christmas Day: Visit service members at Anderson Hall
   - New Year's Eve: Traditional talent show at home
   - Bowling at K-Bay Lanes at MCBH
   - Basketball at MCBH
   - Swim at Pyramid Rock Beach
   - Swim at Bellows Beach
   - Shave Ice at Island Snow in Kailua
   - Hike the Manoa Falls trail


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