THE BRIEFING ROOM • THE BLOG
Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 8:40 AM
Who Let in the Party Crashers?
Regarding the Virginia couple that crashed the State Dinner the
other night: I ordered a full-scale investigation on how the couple obtained access to
the White House. The results are in.
With all the recent budget cuts, the Secret Service found themselves short on agents for
the massive security detail required for the State Dinner.
Apparently, my Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet NapoliSoprano, hired
some New Jersey mall cops to fill in the holes for this event. And the rest is history.
The Secret Service
assures me that the future use of mall cops will be kept to a minimum.
At least Joe Biden had a great time!
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