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Visiting the White House

 

 

White House Tours


As President Obama likes to say, "This is the People's House". In a spirit of openness and transparency, the Obama Administration is expanding the White House Tour program to include exciting areas of the White House that were previously off-limits to ordinary Americans.

Tour Information

Visitors will enter the White House complex from the south side of East Executive Avenue. After passing through the security screening room, guests will walk upstairs to the first floor and through the East, Green, Blue, Red, and State Dining rooms. This is where the previous White House tour ended.

White House tour map

Expanded Tour Areas: Residence, Tunnel System, Oval Office

Under the newly expanded White House Tour, guests will then walk upstairs to the second floor to view the Lincoln Bedroom, the Queen's Bedroom, and President Obama's Master Bedroom. Note: this section of the tour is subject to cancellation if occupied by any member of the First Family. After a quick stop at the Truman Balcony, visitors will proceed down to the basement of the residence to an unmarked storage closet opposite the President's private elevator.

This closet leads to a secret tunnel connecting the residence to the Oval Office. This tunnel is part of an extensive underground tunnel system leading to various government locations throughout the DC area including the subterranean Presidential Emergency Operations Center (PEOC) under the East Wing. White House visitors will exit the tunnel via a hidden door adjacent to the President's rest room next to the Oval Office.

White House floor plan - second floor residence

At this point, a decision will be made whether it is convenient for President Obama to have guests peek inside the Oval Office. Please remember the President is a busy man and will usually not have time to chat with visitors. If allowed to proceed, guests will slowly and quietly circle around the Oval Office one time. It is important for visitors to walk at a steady pace with no unexpected movements.

West Wing floorplan

After exiting the Oval Office, the White House tour is officially over. Hungry visitors may proceed to the basement of the West Wing to the White House Mess for a quick meal or snack. Be careful not to accidentally enter the Situation Room which is located nearby. Secret Service agents are conveniently stationed throughout the White House complex in case you need directions. Below is a sample menu from the White House Mess along with an autographed box of Presidential M&M's



White House Mess menu

White House Tour Tickets

Previously, White House tours could only be arranged through the office of your Member of Congress six months in advance. The Obama Administration has streamlined the process by implementing an online White House Tour ticketing system.

White House tour tickets are available on a first come first served basis by submitting your request here.

Request a White House Tour Ticket


All guests 14 years of age or older are required by the United States Secret Service to submit their name, date of birth, social security number and country of citizenship.

All guests will be required to present photo identification with information exactly matching the name previously submitted for clearance. Individuals whose identification does not exactly match the name cleared for entry may be denied access.

Prohibited Items

Prohibited items include, but are not limited to, the following: handbags, book bags, backpacks, purses, food and beverages of any kind, strollers, cameras, video recorders or any type of recording device, tobacco products, personal grooming items (make-up, hair brush or comb, lip or hand lotions, etc.), any pointed objects (pens, knitting needles, etc.), aerosol containers, guns, ammunition, fireworks, electric stun guns, mace, martial arts weapons/devices, or knives of any size. The U.S. Secret Service reserves the right to prohibit any other personal items. Umbrellas, wallets, cell phones and car keys are permitted.

Parking

The closest Metrorail stations to the White House are Federal Triangle (blue and orange lines), Metro Center (blue, orange, and red lines) and McPherson Square (blue and orange lines). On-street parking is not available near the White House, and use of public transportation is strongly encouraged.

Restrooms

The nearest public restrooms to the White House are in the Ellipse Visitor Pavilion (the park area south of the White House) and in the White House Visitor Center. Please take advantage of these public facilities prior to your tour. Should you require the use of a restroom while in the White House, please ask the nearest Secret Service agent to escort you.


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