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Come Join Us For Happy Hours

In a spirit of openness and transparency, President Obama invites you to join him for Happy Hours at the White House Mess.

About Happy Hours
POPULAR TOURS
Overnight Guest Program Dine at the White House Weekend at Camp David
Guests will stay in either the Lincoln Bedroom or the Queen's bedroom and will have use of the library, bowling alley, movie theater, and swimming pool. The White House Mess is now open to the public once a month for breakfast and lunch. Prices include meal, beverage, souvenir menu and M&M's. Enjoy a weekend at the famous Presidential Retreat. Activities include hiking, bicycling, swimming, tennis, bowling, basketball, and skeet shooting.

 

SECRET SERVICE AGENT-FOR-A-WEEK
The White House is pleased to sponsor the Secret Service Agent-for-a-Week program. Participants will train for the first three days at the Secret Service Rowley Training Center. The fourth day will take place at the Secret Service headquarters location in Washington, DC. On the fifth day, the agents-for-a-week will be assigned to the Presidential Protective Detail at the White House. Learn more about this program.

 

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FOR PRESIDENTIAL USE ONLY:  OFFICIAL ACCESS TO ONLINE CYBER WEAPONS
The White House Cybersecurity Plan requires the President to have universal and convenient access to his personal suite of cyber weapons: Online Nuclear Launch Codes and Cyber Warfare Command.

The applications below are reserved for use by our Commander-in-Chief. Please respect this.

 

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