Underground Tours

The Secret White House

In a spirit of openness and transparency, the Obama Administration is proud to offer these exciting underground tours to the American People:

Camp David Secret Tunnel Tour: Descend 140 feet underground to view the Camp David hardened underground bunker containing the Command and Control Communications Center. Hop on the Tunnel Transport Vehicles to make the six and a half mile journey through the tunnel to the Raven Rock Mountain Complex.

Raven Rock Site R Tour: Tour the top secret relocation facility for the Pentagon and multiple executive agencies. Visit the underground command center known as the Alternate Joint Communications Center. Learn about the sophisticated ventilation system and how the air intake blast valve functions. Sample water from the underground wells and see the 30-ton bomb blast doors in action.

Enhanced White House Tour After decades of the standard ho-hum tour of the Blue Room, Red Room Green Room, and East Room, the Obama Administration is opening up the areas of the White House that were previously off-limits to the public. The tour now includes a trip down to the White House basement where you will enter an unmarked storage closet that leads to the secret White House tunnel system. Visitors will have access to the Presidential Emergency Operations Center (PEOC) which is located within a hardened bunker deep below the East Wing. Explore the tunnels leading to the Treasury building, the Executive Office building, the Blair House, and the Capitol.

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