Comedy Bailout

It's no secret that the past eight years have been a bonanza for the comedy industry. The laughs came easily; the joke writing was effortless.

It has recently come to my attention that in the past 100 days, this country has been engulfed by a comedy crisis. Apparently, I am to blame. Comedy writers have hit a wall since my inauguration. Even Jay Leno has decided to call it quits.

This is a crisis that needs fixing. Comedy needs a bailout

In the past, the best humor came from political blunders, gaffes and missteps. Obviously, those days are over. You may not realize this, but I have a terrific sense of humor. I came up with some outrageously funny jokes. The next time you are in need of some Obama humor, give one of these a try:

President Obama believes that his next 100 days will be so successful, he will be able to complete them in 72 days -- and on the 73rd day he will rest!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oh
Oh Who?
Obama!!

Q:  Why did President Obama cross the road?
A:  To reach across, in a spirit of cooperation, to get to the other side!!

Funny, huh? If I come up with more jokes, I'll write a follow-up post. In the meantime, I'll try to slip in a few more bows; occasionally bump my head getting on the helicopter; spill a cup of coffee; and order up some more burgers with extra dijon mustard. It's the least I can do.