Worthy of Trust and Confidence
In the spirit of openness and transparency, you are invited to become a Secret Service Agent-for-a-week.
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POPULAR TOURS
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| Overnight Guest Program | Dine at the White House | Weekend at Camp David | ||
| Guests will stay in either the Lincoln Bedroom or the Queen's bedroom and will have use of the library, bowling alley, movie theater, and swimming pool. | The White House Mess is now open to the public once a month for breakfast and lunch. Prices include meal, beverage, souvenir menu and M&M's. | Enjoy a weekend at the famous Presidential Retreat. Activities include hiking, bicycling, swimming, tennis, bowling, basketball, and skeet shooting. |
SECRET SERVICE AGENT-FOR-A-WEEK
The White House is pleased to sponsor the Secret Service Agent-for-a-Week program. Participants will train for the first three days at
the Secret Service Rowley Training Center. The fourth day will take place at the Secret Service headquarters
location in Washington, DC. On the fifth day, the agents-for-a-week will be assigned to the Presidential Protective Detail at the White House. Learn more about this program.
LINKS TO OTHER IMPORTANT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WEBSITES
As a courtesy to the large number of federal government visitors to this website, we offer these convenient links to other government sites:
- U.S. Department of Justice: Gun Control Solution
- Bureau of Engraving and Printing: Print Your Own Money
- U.S. Department of State: Diplomacy Under the Obama Administration
- Social Security Administration: The UnCOLA
- National Security Agency: Domestic Surveillance Directorate
- Raven Rock Mountain Complex: Site R Tour
FOR PRESIDENTIAL USE ONLY: OFFICIAL ACCESS TO ONLINE CYBER WEAPONS
The White House Cybersecurity Plan requires the President to have universal and convenient access to his personal suite of cyber weapons:
Online Nuclear Launch Codes and Cyber Warfare Command.
The applications below are reserved for use by our Commander-in-Chief. Please respect this.
The applications below are reserved for use by our Commander-in-Chief. Please respect this.
TOP NEWS
- Our secret shadow government is ready to take over in the event of a national emergency. Learn more about it in the White House's Continuity of Government plan"
- The DOJ common sense solution to gun control: The Federal Mandatory Weapon Colorization Program
- We sifted through three million White House Visitor Access records to produce these interesting reports
- The construction equipment outside the White House may be gone now, but work continues underground on the White House Tunnel System expansion.
PHOTO OF THE WEEK
The many hours spent as a youth practicing a cool signature has finally paid off.
WHITE HOUSE WEB CAMS
Nope, this is not the official website of The White House. It's a parody of whitehouse.gov. No person, department, or agency of the U.S. Government
approved, endorsed, or authorized this site. No animals were harmed while making this website (except maybe
that one time when I was a little late feeding my dog his dinner).