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Monday, February 16th, 2009 at 10:20 pm


My Obama Nascar Beast

I heard my favorite song on the radio this morning: "You got owners, favorite drivers, boy that Tony Stewart's a whiner!" That's right, I'm a real NASCAR fan. I heard the other day that NASCAR is having trouble selling tickets in this lousy economy and I want to do all I can to help promote this good 'ol American sport.

You may be surprised to hear that I am a real NASCAR expert. I love watching my favorite driver Jeff Gordon drive the #25 car. I love the short tracks, especially Daytona and Talladega! Nothing gets my adrenaline flowing faster than watching the blue flag fly at the start of the race and hearing Darrell Walnut shout: "Boogery, boogery, boogery! Let's go racing boys!"

So, you can imagine my distress when I heard NASCAR was having trouble selling tickets. So I gave the Beast a NASCAR-makeover. Maybe that will help.

A sport where you're always turning left is a sport worth saving.

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