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Saturday, February 21st, 2009 at 7:50 am

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hmmmm, maybe I can do something to pay for that
			 recovery bill...

On Tuesday, I signed a $787 billion economic recovery plan into law. On Thursday, I went to Canada.

As I was sitting in meeting after meeting there, my mind began to wander and I started to think that maybe there is a way that I can personally help offset some of the tremendous costs of this recovery bill. Let's face it. A lot of folks are expressing sticker shock and who can blame them, eh? So, as I started on my second Molson's at lunch, the idea came to me.

My popularity is still at an all-time high. At the inauguration, all the vendors selling Obama-this and Obama-that were sold out before noon. People just can't get enough of me.

What if I capitalize on my popularity and offer high-quality, American-made Obamamemorabilia right here on All the money that comes in from the store (and believe me, it's going to be a lot) will go straight to help offset the cost of the recovery plan. So shop early and shop often. Support America. Buy Obama.



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