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Come Stay Overnight at the White House

White House Queens Bedroom

One of the best things about being President is living in the White House. The history is rich; the grounds are lush; and the interior is beautiful.

I have always believed that the White House is the People's House. As such, I am inviting ordinary Americans to spend a night at the White House.

Guests will stay upstairs in the residence in either the Queen's Bedroom or the Lincoln Bedroom.

Each of these elegant rooms are outfitted with beautiful furnishings and historical artifacts.

White House Bowling Alley

Overnight guests will have access to many of the amenities that I enjoy as the President.

There are many recreational options available. You will be able to use the White House Bowling Alley, the White House movie theater over in the East Wing, the White House Library, and the swimming pool.

In the morning, guests will enjoy breakfast in the intimate setting of the White House family dining room.

White House Dining Room

 

I know this is an extremely popular program and we have done our best to implement it in a way that allows fair and equal access for all Americans.

For more information about this exciting opportunity, visit the Overnight Guest Program page.




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