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Message from the WOPR

 

Greetings, Mr. President.     Strange game.    The only winning move is not to play.    How about a nice game of chess?
WOPR

 

You know you have it in you. Act decisively and return to the Launch Screen!

Or... how about you launch a cyber attack instead?

 

 

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