To prevent
any additional hard feelings, President Obama carefully makes sure everyone received exactly the same amount of beer.
President Obama privately cracks up
over how much Gorbachev is starting to look like Dick Cheney.
Russian President
Dmitry Medvedev accidentally discovers the President's ticklish spot.
President Obama
is a master at hiding the fact that he can't stand the taste of the cheap Russian wine.
Some days the President just
doesn't have any time to himself.
"Sorry guys, you wouldn't believe the line in the Men's Room!"
"What do you mean my wife would make a cute nun?"
President Obama is considering having white stripes
painted in the Rose Garden.
"Ladies, ladies! I promise my next Air Force One pilot will be a girl!"
President Obama cracks up yet another White House staffer with his Herman Munster imitation.
The White House Staff strives to be gracious when President Obama becomes loquacious.
"OK guys, one of you will have to apologize first ... Mr. President? Rahm?"
President Obama's personal secretary is careful to schedule some "Oprah time"
for him between 4:00PM and 5:00PM daily.
Why Levis reported a sudden drop in sales during the third quarter
The President utilizes the White House's advanced GIS (Geographic Information System)
to track troop movements in Iraq.
On particularly
stressful days, President Obama likes to take a break outside on the White House lawn and pretend he is on the beach in Hawaii.
To prevent
any additional hard feelings, President Obama carefully makes sure everyone received exactly the same amount of beer.