Hey, It's Just Metadata
The White House has a strong commitment to openness and transparency. As President Obama likes to say, "My Administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in Government". It is in that same spirit of openness that we present the following -
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The above data comes from the Statcounter analytics program which was utilized to surreptitiously record the U.S. Government's visits to this webpage. This information was provided by the United States Domestic Surveillance Directorate under the Obama Administration's "Relax, it's Just Metadata (RIJM)" program, which is also known in the Intelligence Community as "Who needs content when you have metadata?"
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that one time when I was a little late feeding my dog his dinner).