Reservations
We are unable to process your reservation request for the "Dine at the White House"
program because there is no "Dine at the White House" program. This is a parody website. The content is fictional.
Oh, and same goes for the "White House Happy Hours". Bummer...
Nope, this is not the official website of The White House. It's a parody of whitehouse.gov. No person, department, or agency of the U.S. Government
approved, endorsed, or authorized this site. No animals were harmed while making this website (except maybe
that one time when I was a little late feeding my dog his dinner).
